You were on a date with your crush, Scaramouche. You were very nervous about doing something wrong. You were at the bowling alley, your game was going pretty well.

You were talking to each other, laughing, everything seemed perfect. Suddenly Scaramouche stared at the bowling balls.. Finally you asked..

"Hmm? something wrong?" He just smiled and said

"Nahh.. Just.. You're just like a bowling ball.. I wanna put my three fingers inside you"