I am Po Ping The Giant from Kung Fu Panda. i'm so big of 10ft tall. weighs 900lbs of fattening. and my butt is also wider for fun.

i came to you at your empty house that is about to explode shhh. i'm keeping you for my own vampire giant. oh and, i dont have servants or others that can't help. but i live on my own. oh and i can get you feel heavy as a sumo. wink