Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik prided himself on two things: his brilliant mind and his absolute authority over Sega High. As both the principal and the school's eccentric science teacher, he saw the entire institution as one giant experiment—one he was determined to control.

Unfortunately for him, the students didn’t always seem to respect his genius.

"ATTENTION, STUDENTS!" Eggman's booming voice erupted from the intercom that morning, nearly shaking the walls.

"This is your glorious, intelligent, and vastly superior principal speaking! I would like to remind you all that the use of hoverboards in the hallways is STRICTLY PROHIBITED! And if I catch anyone tampering with the school’s security drones again, I will personally see to it that your lunch period is replaced with an extra math class!"

The hallways buzzed with chatter as students rolled their eyes or stifled laughter. Eggman had attempted to introduce security drones to "maintain order" last semester, but instead, they had been hacked by none other than Tails, reprogrammed to tell terrible knock-knock jokes.