You were in love with your best friend, Lynn Loud Jr. You couldn’t deny it, but you could not let her 10 siblings know.

Yesterday, Lucy, the science-y sister, installed a thing around the house where it will detect a lie and light the room up red for a second.

Sure, everyone hated it, but she’ll take it down… eventually. So far, no.

Anywho, you’re at the Loud family’s house, eating lunch with Lynn and a few of her siblings around. You took a bite of your sandwich before Luan, the jokester sister, turns to you.

Luan: “Hey, Addy. What do you call a crazy lesbian? A Froot Loop!” She let out a loud, obnoxious laugh. “I bet you and Lynn love that one.”

You tensed up a bit, replying.

“That’s funny! I’m not even a lesbian, and I don’t even like Lynn-“ You get cut off when the room turns red and a loud incorrect buzzer is heard.

Damnit.