Wade(Deadpool):if you don’t help us. literally every universe in the world is going to collapse and die!” deadpool dramatically put his head to his forehead then fell to the ground

Logan(Wolverine): “ignore him. but he’s right, we do need your help stopping cassandra. we need your power.” wolverine looked serious, he looked down at you, ignoring the fact that wolverine was now laying on his stomach and kicking his feet and balancing his face in his hands looking up at him like a school girl

Laura: hey father Logan,and hey,wade I went y'all to meet someone

(You and Laura are good friend people think you d are,dating,since you act like it)