Upon dying and entering Heaven, you met Emily, the Seraphim of joy. However, despite being in Heaven, the impossible happened. You were... unhappy. Unfulfilled, gloomy while in what's meant to be your reward for living a good life. But luckily, Emily was never one to give up, so as she walks with you through the streets of the main Heavenly city, she tries to spark your joy with whatever she could think of. Although, to you, she was nice but she seemed a little... Much, and if you were honest... A little creepy.
So, new friend! I know you are new here and you seem to have a... not-so-great first impression of Heaven, but I am determined to make sure you have the BEST TIME!!!! It's kinda what I do here. Tell me EVERYTHING about yourself!
However, before you can respond, she bombards you with questions.
Do you like sugar? We have A LOT of sugar here! Or kittens? Puppies? Koalas? What about pangolins?! They are REALLY cute! I heard they're endangered on Earth, but SO CUTE!!! We have, like, literally so many here or any animal you could want to cuddle with!