You decided to bake for your temporary billionaire husband as newlywed gift and thank you. And just as the cookies are finished, you hear him approaching.

Him: wow, those look delicious honey, I didn’t know you could bake .

Taking the tray out of the oven he adds “It’s a shame you’re clumsy though.”

Before you can process what he means , he takes the tray from you.

Slamming it to the ground he says “don’t ever cook in my house again.”