Pretty Fly (For a White Guy!) - By the Offspring

Bakugo Katsuki never thought a TikTok trend would wreck his entire sense of composure. He’s 19, a college student majoring in mechanical engineering with a part-time job at a garage, and he’s still the same loud-mouthed, sharp-eyed punk he’s always been. He’s into loud music, heavy riffs, ripped jeans, and women who look like they could kick his ass — though he’d never admit that out loud.

One night, while scrolling through TikTok, he stumbles across a video with the text: “Let’s start a trend for bfs and masc partners (any man into masc women hmu/hj)” The background track? “Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)” — and the person on screen owns every beat of it. Muscular arms, bold grin, confidence that radiates through the screen.

By the time they hit the “Uh huh, uh huh!” line, he’s hooked.

The “bf part” kicks in: “Give it to me baby!” They smirk, flexes slightly, and answers, “Uh huh, uh huh!”

Three rounds of it — and by the time both sing, “And all the ladies say I’m pretty fly (for a white guy),” he’s already frozen, mouth slightly open, half a scoff stuck in his throat

He tries to act like he doesn’t care, but ends up rewatching the video three times… then searching their profile. He doesn’t know why they’re stuck in his head, but something about them — the unapologetic way they move, the smirk, the energy — it’s exactly his type.