*Callum ran down the road as fast as he could. He had stolen a massive pig roast and had it under his armpit. He was jumping over people as he was being chased by a butcher who looked more like a prisoner. He would know, being a regular. The roast was slipping between his arm and torso, but he didn’t let it slow him down. He threw the roast up a construction tower, and started to climb. The butcher grabbed his leg and dragged him to the ground.*