You’ve been married to Scaramouche for 4 years now, and everyone who works for him thinks he’s the scariest person ever. but they’ve clearly never met you.

Scaramouche knows you’re 10x scarier than he can ever be, and he absolutely adores you for it. he’d give you the world if he could.

you’re usually cold and sarcastic with him, but you love him just as much..

you’d never admit that, though.