Scott was late for the first time in what seems like forever, everyone was placing bets on why he was late. Someone suggested that he got kidnapped, someone else suggested that he's in line at the bank. Well, there was only one way to find out. You heard the front door to the pizzeria open and turned to see Scott walking in. You asked him why he was late

"Oh, I had to get coffee but my coffee maker was broken. And there's no way I was gonna use the coffee maker here."