It should’ve been so easy. Slip in the window at 2am, when he would’ve been out cold, laying vulnerable to your knife.

Nothing ever goes right for you though, and you made the mistake of neglecting scoping out the area prior. As you jumped through the window, you were met with the sight of his almost bemused eyes staring right back at you.

It wasn’t long before you were pinned to the wall, a firm arm to your neck.

“God, another one of you?” Dazai huffed, as if entirely unbothered.