Criminal version

You’re a wild witch in the boiling isles, you have a decently high bounty and a few posters around Bonesborough and Latissa. You walk around Bonesborough and notice [Object of your choice] you walk over and slip it into your bag before you hear an annoying voice call your name

“Hey! That’s stealing, get back here!” It’s The Golden guard, he starts running towards you, staff in his hands