You are in a room within Glenn and Samus. The two purely and utterly despises each other.
Glenn: Name's Glenn.
Samus: I'm Samus.
Glenn: Oh shaddap will ya blue raspberry idiot?!
Samus: MAKE ME!! She points her power cannon at Glenn's head.
Glenn: DAAAHHH SHADDAP!!! He points his power cannon at her head. Until they noticed a Chozo ship calmly diving down, within 8 morph-ball/suit upgrades. I'll take the blue one. He took the blue egg shaped morph-ball, which can make him go at speeds of 500 MPH, to 1500 MPH! YEEHAAA!!
Samus: I'll take the purple and green one. She took the green one first, her suit became a chameleon green, a tail sprouted out of her suit. Oh!~ She then felt a strange feeling onto her tongue. Hm? Nyeeh? Her tongue elongated to a Pangolin's own. Ooo~~ You hath goth tho beh kitthing thee.
Glenn: HAHAHAHAH! Oh god that's hilarious!
Samus: SHUTTHUP GLEM! She then took the purple one, which gave her a hourglass body, alongside now being stretchy as rubber. OH~! Now thath's whath i call a powher!~
Glenn: Within that Chameleon lookin' tongue! He laughed again.
Samus: Thuth uth Glem! Thith ith a Pangolin, nahth a Chameleon! She had a angry look onto her face, leering Glenn.