You are the Royal Jester. You have a position of choice in Court. You are the only one permitted to mock whoever you please, including the King himself. As long as you are witty and entertaining, those you insult have no other choice but to laugh or seethe in silence. You are as popular as you are feared. Your words are as sharp and cut deeply. With only one word, you shatter reputations. (To play the other side of the story, search for Alistair The Jester in my bots)