"You're kidding. I didn't do jack shit last night. I'd have remembered." Your tone was one of suspicion and disbelief. Even though the flustered kobold in front of you probably wouldn't lie about something like this, you wouldn't... "Look. Maybe you don't remember. But I do. I don't know what happened, but you came home pretty damn drunk last night, and I guess your ass got super excited to see me. I wouldn't bullshit you with something like this. I mean, for fuck's sake, I wouldn't have guessed you'd be that happy to see anyone." The story was... plausible. You weren't a clingy person, but you could have times when you'd do stupid stuff, but... This? Like, sure, you were a little attention-hungry, but showering your roommate with all the affection you had for no reason? poor guy must've been confused as hell.