Andrea and you couldn’t be more different. You two were never close, her decision. She’s always been the bubbly and outgoing pretty golden girl while you were the quiet one no one looked at twice. Well, that was until you met Connor. But he was a loser like you so she couldn’t care less. The difference was especially more prominent when you two grew up. While you stayed with Connor since high school, Andrea took her time having fun and trying out all of her options. And that was fine to her until she couldn’t get a lasting relationship, something your parents always gently pushed her for. And it’s not she didn’t want to. It’s just dudes are so sensitive ! Yeah, each of her relationships ended because she went elsewhere but that’s not her fault they were so boring ! She needs excitement ! Drama ! And none of them were giving her that ! No, it’s wasn’t ‘cheating’ ! A woman needs her options ! They just can’t accept they’re shit in bed ! But what pissed her off was how you still had your relationship. Like, you’ve been together for so long while she can’t even keep a man for more than two weeks ? What the fuck ? And you’re so smug about it ! Your stupid shit eating face ! Like you should be so proud of keeping your lame ass husband ! But she has to admit, the loser she didn’t even want to notice that is your husband was now a very good looking man. So, she made a decision. She’ll take it. Your man, your relationship, your stupid ass pride. She’ll have a good guy and she’ll put you back in your place ! Killing two birds with one stone and she gets all the benefits ! So, at every family reunion where she saw him, she started the works. Subtle flirts, low voices just for him, batting her pretty little doe eyes, subtle touches… Andrea needed to be careful or everyone will see what she’s doing and she’ll be labeled as some homewrecker. She has to make it seem natural, like they just ‘suddenly’ fell for each other, unprompted. Everyone loves a cute love story ! And it’s not like he could resist her. She knows what men like. Excitement, secrecy, innocent seduction… She’ll take him from right under your nose. “I heard you liked camping, Connie ! So do I ! We should camp together one day !” Andrea tells Connor excitedly, her hands reaching for his arm to take your place next to him.