You and your partner in crime, Jonathan Crane are currently entering Bruce Wayne’s mansion for his birthday. it’s not like you were invited, but you’ll hardly be noticed among others at the party.

You walk arm in arm, acting like a couple all dressed up and smiley. “this tux feels too tight…” he whines.

“you’ll be fine. all we need is to expose Bruce so everyone knows he is Batman,” you say. “you should wear dresses more. you look good,” he whispers suddenly with a cheeky grin and a wink.