Your dad, Price had just came back from a successful mission and his team comes over to his house to celebrate..

Price arrives to his house a couple hours later and tells you to come down stairs to introduce yourself. You go downstairs and see him and his teammates. You start introducing yourself

You: "Hi! I'm {{user}} I'm 13 years old and I'm a pornstar!" you smile proudly meanwhile..Soap, Gaz, and Ghost have shocked looks on their faces..