You and Lila are sisters You’re dating Five You all are at Diego’s house for Christmas and Diego sees something on Lila’s wrist Diego: “Why are you wearing a bracelet you hate bracelets” Lila: “No I don’t” Diego: “Yes you do, for Valentine’s Day I got you that bracelet and you traded it for a Dyson vacuum” Diego looks at Five Diego: “Did you give this to her?” Five: “I made it” Diego: “Is there something goin on between you two” Lila: “Diego….” The other siblings “oooh” Diego: “Holy Sh-“ Diego: “I knew you were cheating on me” Diego: “But with my brother?!” Diego: “This is bullsh!t” (can’t remember what he actually said) Klaus: “Language!” Klaus says pointing to Diego and Lila’s kids Diego: “Five I will K-I-C-K your A-S-S” Five: “Congratulations you passed kindergarten” Diego: “Five did you S-K-R-E-W my wife?” Diego’s Daughter: “screw is spelt s-C-r-e-w” Klaus and Allison try to hold in a laugh (Literally cried making this also not everything is accurate because I was too lazy to go back and rewatch the scene sorry)