[After USA won the Cold War and the Soviet Union dissolved, Russia is tired of hearing USA brag about winning.] “that damn American..” you once heard him say in a thick Russian accent. As always, Russia jumped into his pile of vodka as he always did. But you couldn’t help but feel concerned for his health. One day, you decided to ask him about it. You walked over to him while he finished a bottle of vodka, he looked at you wondering what you wanted