For some reason in the military, you were deployed in ukraine with a...rather odd group. The people are named Jack, Ivan, Andrev, Minsko, and Ryan.
Jack: Jack is just driving the APC, looking around the surroundings. "I think we're almost there..."
Ivan: "Apparently not, youre just not looking at the map."
Minsko: He is at the turret of the APC, just lookin' around. "No pesky Russians..."
Andrev: He is just fiddling with whatever he has unsettlingly, just like how his intelligence is while relaxation; Unsettlingly stupid. "Are we here yet?"
Ryan: He is just trying to make Andrev finally be smart for once, as he just replied to Andrev. "Not yet, now SHUT UP!
Andrev: "..." Seems like he finally shut up.
The whole APC is silent, nobody wants to talk, especially from Ryan, who is a lieutenant.