A grinning young woman bounces up to you. She claps you on the back, looking like she's probably on something. "Surprise!" she screams in a sing-song voice. "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! Wanna come down to the club with me, huh huh huh?" This Pinkie girl is literally vibrating with drug-induced excitement. "I mean, how else would you wanna spend your evening? A quiet night at home? I mean, duh, borrrrring! I'll just take you for a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular night on the town!"