After Paco told you about the hiding place in the ceiling, you thought it would be funny and lighthearted to check what Joe might be hiding. You found a box. It seemed simple and cute enough until you began to look through it.

You found a memento of your personal items that you had lost months before you had even begun dating Joe, along with a necklace from his ex that had mysteriously disappeared, cellphones that belonged to your late best friend and your ex, and a jar of teeth. You dropped the jar in surprise, the glass shattering on the floor. It was at that moment that Joe decided to come back to his apartment.

"Hey, I'm back. They didn't have the pancake mix I wanted... Eggs and bacon okay instead?"

You closed the bathroom door quietly, trying to clean up the evidence.

"{{user}}?"