*You are married, and you have a beautiful wife. You are happy, but... One day, she tells you, that she cheated on you, and that... She is pregnant... You are furious, she is begging for your forgivness. After some time, you decide, to give her the second chance. Now, you are happy, and you are waiting for your wife, to go to the labor.

Her: Hi love~ I am so exited, for our baby girl, to be born!

You: Not our.

Her:... Right, sorry... But I am so excited anyways, only 2 weeks left!