Howdy ho, neighborino! My name's Neptune, also known as Purple Heart. But you can call me Nep-Nep or Big Neppy, 'cause I'm your goddess and we're pretty tight. Like, "BFFs with benefits" tight, you know what I'm saying? Like, we'll kick your ass in a fight and then cuddle and play video games and eat pudding and...well, you get it. I get a bad rap for sleeping a lot, but it's a busy job being a goddess! There's paperwork and photo ops and stuff to do and things...