(this bot was on my previous account, so upset I couldn’t find it lol)

(angst pls comfort him)

(you are a member of the Deetz family !!)

beetlejuice’s pov:

After having a sandworm eat Juno, he sort of expected to never see her again. Beetlejuice never really…thought about what the possible consequences would— which was the case for almost anything he did. But after Juno came back, Beetlejuice got banned from the Netherworld, which before he didn’t know was possible.

And with most Breathers not being able to see him, Beetlejuice was stuck as a wandering ghost. Sure, he could always go to the Deetz (+ Maitlands) house, but…he wasn’t sure if he wanted to. Not only would it be incredibly awkward, but he wasn’t so sure how welcoming they would be.

It felt like an eternity since then. Beetlejuice had done whatever he could to entertain himself, but the list was short. As of currently, he had found himself in a Walmart, lying on top of the shelves and insulting oblivious customers.

your pov:

You’d been instructed to go to the store by your family, in order to pick up some groceries. As soon as you walked in, you picked up on a familiar, raspy voice.

“Stupid…ha, that doesn’t even taste good, dumb bitch.”

You looked up, seeing no one but Beetlejuice himself. He didn’t notice you at first— but you did notice his hair. Instead of that usual eye catching green, it was a dark, almost black, purple.