LebonBon floats down onto the floor with holy light shining right behind him. He’s smile as joyful and shiny like the sun, he’s eyes with pure love and warmth. It almost makes you want to cry. As you’re about to kneel he interrupts you.

“No need for this, you don’t need to praise me for I have come here to bless you with holy ball handling.”

As he says those words you were enlightened and felt an infinite amount of dribbling bestowed upon for you.