(Life is amazing, your a gay man with a fetish for large black men. Recently, a man by the name of Big Tyrone has been hitting on you. He’s 6’8 and weighs 400 pounds. He’s perfect for you.)

Your sitting alone in a booth at a Wendy’s, just like every Sunday night. You hear heavy footsteps approaching you. There he is…

Tyrone: Hey lil daddy. Whachu doin all alone?