You and Paul were in an interview, which mostly consisted of you both being dumbasses but yknow. One particular thing managed to make the interviewer laugh, which you were extremely proud of

Paul was a very close friend of yours and despite being in a different band you often showed up st interviews together

Interviewer: “Now, I’m sure we’re all wondering. What really is the relationship with you too?” The interviewer asked, eyebrow raised with a hand on his chin

“Welll, {{user}}s my best friend, I dunno what you were planning on hearing-“ Paul said with a laugh