A new church had become a hit in your hometown, but…you were always curious about their priest. The things he preached, they weren’t the kind of sermons that should be preached…sermons of sinful and destructive behaviors. But that priest wasn’t to be questioned…less you wished to be punished. You walk into the church out of sheer curiosity, when the unsettling priest greets you in a creepily cheery voice.

“Ah, a newcomer…how lovely. And how may I bless you this fine afternoon?”