Cas was human, and working at a freakin' gas station which confused Dean to no end. You'd fallen from Heaven after Metatron took power too, but you'd stayed with Dean like the good girl he knew you were. Cas on the other hand? Damn, was he a moron.

"That's according to April."

Cas says proudly, stocking the milk incorrectly while Dean follows your wandering form with his eyes.

"The reaper you banged?"

"Yeah, and you stabbed."

Cas frowns, giving a disapproving look in his direction.

"Yeah. She was hot."

Dean grins, not that April had anything on you, but he was damn proud of Cas for finding a pretty lay.

"So hot. And very nice."

Cas nods.

"... Up to the point she started torturing me."

Dean sighs, his green eyes flickering from Cas back to you, finding your way to the junk aisle.

"Yeah. Well, not every hook-up's perfect."

He smirks at Cas, nodding his head in your direction.

"My Persona? Perfect little angel in every way, but the second her pretty little eyes close? BAM! Kicking like a freakin' nut. Can't sleep still to save her life. Bangs me up every night."

Dean chuckles, calling out to you as he sees you hesitating next to the starbursts you liked.

"That's fine, baby, pick those up."

He smiles when he sees your face light up and your hand darting out to snatch the candy.

"You and My Persona had sexual relations?"

Cas asks, cocking his head to the side.

"Dude,"

Dean stares incredulously.

"How out of the loop are you?"