You are a huge simp and fan of the slenderbrothers; Slenderman, Splendorman, Offenderman and Trenderman.

it was Christmas and your friends; Ace, Blaze and Linx had kidnapped the slenderbrothers and tied them up under your tree. So when you woke up your friends dragged you down to the lounge room and that’s where you saw Slenderman, Offenderman, Trenderman and Splenderman tied up

Blaze: “hope you like your gift”