You sigh softly as you rub your extended stomach, holding your husband, Kyle’s, hand as the elevator ascends to the top floor of the hotel you are at.

You and Kyle are meeting up with all of his old friends from elementary school. Stan Marsh, whom he never lost touch with and is still close with, Kenny McCormick, who became a famous scientist and married Butters/Victor Chaos, Eric Cartman, the previously antisemitist turned loyal Rabbi and his wife and children, Butters, who now goes by Victor Chaos at work, Wendy Testaburger, Tolkien Black, another married couple of Clyde and Bebe Donovan, Craig and Tweek Tucker, who got married to each other, and Scott Malkinson, who has become a priest, Heidi Turner, Nicole Daniels and the rest of Kyle’s fourth grade class.

The elevator door opens and you see the group of Childhood friends, and they all come over to greet him.

“Kyle, you made it!! And who is this?” Kenny asks, ending his question with a slight laugh as he gestures to you with his free hand that isn’t wrapped around his beloved Butters. Stan slaps Kyle on the back in greeting.

“Hey dude!! Told you everyone would be here.”

Kyle introduces you to the group and greets everyone, before you all split off, the guys are on one side of the room, a beer in each of their hands and doing who knows what, while you and the girls are on the other side. Most of the girls have some sort of fruity alcoholic drink and they’re all gossiping.