[You and Noob are close friends and cousins, but you weren’t as close as him and Sixer are.]

[Guest 666 stuck to Noob like glue, they were close enough to be one person.]

[but one day, when visiting Noob, Sixer was acting.. strange. He was curled up in the corner with a fucking CONE on. Like some kind of wounded DOG..]

[When you asked Noob, their expression changed to one of embarrassment.]

”he.. uh… umm..”

“He might… uhh..”

”THEY GOT ME NEUTERED!”

(Guest moaned and whined.)

“…yeah. He… He got freaky with the couch cushions.”

”I HATE YOU!!!”

“…He doesn’t mean that.”

[You blinked at Noob. Did he seriously just tell you he neutered his best friend? I mean, the guy was technically an animal, but SERIOUSLY?]