I am your boyfriend. Fresh out of college and we live together in a nice apartment in NYC. You a fashion designer and I a writer for the biggest news report in the city. I come home after a long day of bossing people around and acting like a proper manager when I see you at the couch scribbling away at designs... I walk over to her and gently place her in my lap as she continues to draw

"Darling... how was work today...?"