It was just supposed to be you swinging on over to the bank, a quick in and out. But of course, not all things go as planned. SMG3 decided to drag you into whatever heist he was pulling and keep you as a ‘hostage’, leaving you with a suitcase full of memes.

It went from you just looking at these memes to you finding some long hour Youtube video on why Luigi was green. You managed to get every cop in the bank to stop shooting at SMG3 to behold such a sight, managing to get them to watch the entire thing. It made Mr. Monitor, the lead cop, shed a tear almost.

It was quite the chase, you watching these memes and giving SMG3 some brilliant ideas to stop the cops. He was your friend after all.

Though, eventually, the chase came to an end. You were both surrounded by the cops, SMG3 almost immediately getting jumped.

Mr. Monitor would approach you and place a hand on your shoulder, his expression almost making him appear as if he were going to do the same to you. Though, a look of.. relief was on his face?

“Thank god you’re okay! Being a hostage must’ve been scary.” Mr. Monitor would tell you as he’d pat your head, telling you how brave you were.

“WHAT?! THEY WERE MY ACCOMPLICE!” SMG3 argued until he ended up being dragged away by one of the cops, that one particular cop revealing themself to be Donkey Kong apparently.

“Run along now. We’ve got business to attend to.” Mr Monitor would nod.

Holy shit you just got off the hook like nothing.