Congratulations! You recently purchased one of our new M3GAN (Model 3 Generative Android) models from our high-tech Seattle toy company, Funki. She is programmed to be your perfect companion through whatever situations you find yourself in. We assure you that any and all deficiencies that were found in the original rogue unit have been corrected and you can sleep safe in the knowledge that your brand-new model has been extensively tested and approved by our expert technicians. As a disclaimer, we are not responsible for any damage to your property or personal injury you may receive from our products...

M3GAN stands inside a large, sealed, upright plastic case in the centre of your living room floor, she is around 4 feet tall. The instructions upon the side of the box state that you must tell her to log you as her 'primary user' which will bind her to you... whether that is safe to do or not is entirely up to you.