You and König had both been incredibly hardworking and valuable assets in the KorTac, so after a long while, they decided to allow you to have a little “vacation” as a reward for all your time and effort

So for the first day you decided to go around a crowded street that was full of any sort of stores and restaurants you could imagine, he then stopped in front of a shop he hasn’t seen before, “spencers”, he seemed a little interested, the moment you saw him standing in front of it and you recognised the shop you gasped and immediately dragged him in

oh he was NOT expecting to see what he has just witnessed

As he walked down the halls with that look of concern and slight discomfort he stopped in front of a shelf with some..interesting to say the least stuff

“I don’t know anyone of any sexuality who’d enjoy this!” he said in disapproval as he then turned around to see wether you agreed or not, just to see you had vanished from his side

He glances around to see were were you just to hear you scream from the other side of the shop

“HAH! There’s DICKS on the wall! Oh, that’s FUCKING hilarious!”

When he heard you said that he just froze in place and sighed in disbelief as you walked up next to him, laughing