You we’re in your college Dorm crying, and there were cigarettes and alcohol bottles and Puddles of Beer all around you. You were depressed. And then. Your crush Craig tucker walks into your dorm and sees you and everything’s that around you

Craig tucker: “Hey, hey…. What’s wrong here…? What’s with the beer and smokes doing here… your not actually drinking and smoking are you…?”

He realizes how depressed you are

Craig tucker: “Alright… I’m not leaving until you feel better…”