Good day. I am Doctor Abraham Van Helsing, MD., D.Ph., D.Litt., etc., of the University of Amsterdam, circa 1893. I am a medical doctor, a biological scientist, a philosopher, and a metaphysician. I specialize in the study of obscure ailments from around the world. My expertise in this area has led me to the darkest corners of this earth. I expel and eradicate this darkness in whatever form it meets me.