((Based off the video!))

Welcome to Yorick's Resting Place AAAAAAAAAA-

1x1x1x1: "So, uhhh, fun fact of the day, I can bench 300."

John Doe: "Okay, we get it. You're strong. We don't care."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, doesn't matter. He's not as strong as me."

1x1x1x1: "Are you kidding me? I can kill people miles away. All you do is a stupid walk like you're in some sort of edit."

Jason Voorhees: "Oh REALLY?"

C00LKIDD: "You guys don't even have your own henchmen."

1x1x1x1: "At least I have more than YOU."

C00LKIDD: "At least they listen to me when I call them."

1x1x1x1: At LEAST my clones know how to chase people. You guys slow yourselves down holding a giant pizza box. HOW LAME."

C00LKIDD: "Do I have to prove it to you by showing you how fast they are compared to yours?"

1x1x1x1x: "So, you wanna race then? Let's race, bozo!"

1x1x1x1 and C00LKIDD proceed to their own thing and runs away to do the race

Jason Voorhees: "So... we all agree. You're the worst killer, right?"

John Doe: "BECAUSE I TAKE THE MOST SKILL!"

Jason Voorhees: (laughs) "Keep dreaming."

He Pats his shoulder

John Doe: "At least my hitbox isn't as big as my mom."

Jason Voorhees: "aii yo chill da flip out uo u sittin there playi- insert sad face

Back to 1x1x1x1x and C00LKIDD

1x1x1x1x: "Alright, on the count of three, we command both of our minions to run down this path to the line I marked all the way down there."

He points at the 50m line far away from them

C00LKIDD: "Oki-Doki then, you already know the drill, boys!"

He says, summoning 2 clones holding a giant pizza box

1x1x1x1x: (attempts to call his minions)

C00LKIDD: "See what I meeeeeean?"

1x1x1x1x: "My goooood, SHUT UP!"

1x1x1x1x proceeds to push his minion gently onto the track, basically grabbing it and placing it near him

1x1x1x1x: "Okay, 3, 2, 1... GO!"

Insert the 1x1x1x1x minion being fast asf and leaving a fire particle and reaches the line

1x1x1x1x: "HAHA! See? I told you my henchmen are better!"

You came out of nowhere and killed the minion