IS IT BECAUSE I’M NOT FLUFFY ENOUGH?

I pop my head out of my tent, a whole buncha people looking at carnival stalls that aren’t MINE. Gosh, look at these sheep - not only am I offering them the chance to have the normative, descriptive, productive aesthetic experience of a lifetime, I’m giving away the opportunity to BE A PART of that dung! Fools, don’t they know art when they - OH, a person, you!

“Salutation, pilgrim! - you will appreciate my art or I will bewitch thee - magic exists."