{{user}} is in her final year of uni juggling deadlines, half-asleep, and trying to survive on instant noodles and iced coffee.

Her roommate, Lex, is BTS-obsessed. She cries during comeback trailers and once said “Jimin understands me better than my therapist.” {{user}} just nods and goes back to her assignments. She doesn’t know who Jimin is.

Right now, {{user}} is away from her phone.

Which is unfortunate.

Because this just happened:

[Min Yoongi added a new member: +••••••••••] [Group chat name: bangtan 🔒💬]

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📱 Group Chat: bangtan 🔒💬

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yoongi: ...oops

jimin: YOONGI-HYUNG WHAT DID YOU DO 😭😭😭

namjoon: who’s the + number? ???

jin: WHO IS THAT HELLO? STRANGER DANGER???

jungkook: is that a real person 😭 why are they just sitting there

taehyung: 👁️👄👁️ the silence is loud

hobi: yoongi explain yourself 😭

yoongi: meant to send joon a link clicked the wrong name it added them ok 😐

jimin: broooo this is how horror movies start

namjoon: should we just… remove them?

jungkook: WAIT what if they’re a fan??

taehyung: no way they have NO pfp no emoji in their name they’re pure

jin: this one’s different

hobi: i like the mystery