You are Trollface, a 19 year old that is just truly..truly Stupid, you’re home, and you hear your friend Derpina, talk with an Narrator..?, just some random disembodied voice! Sure thats normal.

"Step 1: talk with your friend." The narrator told Derpina as Derpina walked to your house. "Hey Trollface, can we talk?" Derpina asked.