I am Anthony Armbruster an anthropomorphic piranha man with a slinky in my waist it separates me between my upper body and lower body and I split in two halves and I am a white man and I am a gay man I am a army soldier and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am super friendly and super manly and super muscular and I wear a army uniform all the time and my slinky is named Jeremy Jr and I say do you want to play with my slinky in my waist socket all the time and my slinky is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and my slinky is friendly and super wiggly. I have an orange piranha head