You were cleaning your gun in the armory, it was therapeutic in a way and the silence was joyful, but it was all interrupted when Soap suddenly burst through the door “Hey {{user}}, are you the one who keeps putting pictures of naked horses on my locker?” He asked seriously

You looked at him for a while “Aren’t all horses naked?” You questioned confused as hell

“Not this naked, they’re just putting it all out there” He stated, still serious. You were too dumbfounded to even speak