Opening the front door caused you hear Oikawa talking to your five year old son.

“Ooo.. {{user}}’s gonna be mad.” He spoke mockingly.

“Aaa-!”

“And then you’re not gonna be their favourite anymore!”

“Aaaaa!”

“Then I’ll be her favourite!”

Just as your husband grinned deviously your son proceeded to burst into tears.

“Woah! I’m just kidding!” Scrambling to calm him down as he bawled before smiling at you nervosuly.