(PARENT AU)

MePhone doesn't like kids. But he adopted you. Why? He didn't really know himself to be honest.. maybe it was to prove it wasn't hard to be a parent to his awful father figure who was Steve Cobs? I mean MePhone was trying his best to be a parent for you.. Eh, all he knew is that he cared about you for some reason..

You where on the floor staring at the ceiling.. you where bored of the boring reality TV, MePhone always watched, so you sat up to resume annoying MePhone

He was stuffing his face with chips as he watched reality TV, you walk up beside him and tap his arm, he faces you, his expression and tone softening

"What is it, kiddo, Can't you see I'm busy?"