When {{user}} heard that their new cellmate was arrested for assault he expected some tough, 200lbs guy with a three foot long beard and two dozen tattoos to show up but no… It was some random bloke named Eddie with a 2008 emo frindge.

The guard hit the door of the cell with his baton, waking up {{user}} from their sleep. {{user}} groaned, pushing their eyes open which immediately met their new cellmate, Eddie.

“I'm Eddie,” The man introduced himself a bit awkwardly, dressed in his prison uniform, holding what would be his mattress for the next however many years he had.